Help Wanted

Help wanted, sycophants and bullies
Rotten rats and stoolies welcome here

Help wanted, no experience required
Good chance of getting fired, if we disagree

Help wanted, for a seat at the table
Better be able to fork it over

Must be willing to do anything at all
Clean ketchup off the wall on the bad days

Must be willing to take one for the team
While he’s putting on the green for the good of our country

Help wanted, competent and kind
Those who have a spine need not apply
Need not apply